WELCOME TO THE TMI SILENT AUCTION
Get ready to bid like your office karma depends on it! Scroll down to check out the rules and start eyeing those treasures!
Auction Guidelines
(We Promise These Are Important)
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Bidding Rules: All bids must be placed through our fancy auction platform before the deadline. No handwritten IOUs, sticky notes, or carrier pigeons allowed.
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Auction End Date: The curtain drops on December 13 at 12:00 PM sharp. Any bids after this time will be sent to the void (and ignored). Set those reminders, folks!
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Bidding Increments: Want to win? Your bids must go up by at least $1 over the current highest bid. No penny-pinching your way to glory—put your money where your mouse is!
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Payment: Payment for your glorious wins is due during the week of December 16-20. Cash only. If you don’t pay up by then, the second-highest bidder gets the goods—and you get the shame.
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Collection Due Date: All your new treasures must be picked up by Friday, December 20. Failure to collect means the office gremlin claims it (and nobody wants that).
Are you tired of staring at that lonely lamp in the corner that has never been used. Always wanted to own a stapler that’s stapled a thousand reports? Or perhaps you’ve had your eye on that slightly dented but charming filing cabinet? Well, your time has come!
We’re hosting an internal auction to give these office gems a chance at glory. From quirky desk décor to vintage (circa 2019) swivel chairs, and even brand new headphones, there’s something for everyone.
Why participate?
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Save the Planet: Reduce, reuse, rehome! It’s eco-friendly, and you’re basically a hero.
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Bragging Rights: Want to tell everyone you own the last functioning fax machine? Now’s your chance.
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Support Office Harmony: Because every item deserves a chance … and a new desk to call home.
